Before you call — read this
We are not for everyone. We are honest about that. Six things to know about how we work, what we charge, and who we are (and are not) the right fit for. Read it, then book a call if it still sounds right.
Six honest answers before you book
Most agencies pretend to be the right fit for everyone. We would rather lose a bad-fit call than spend an hour on it. Here is who we work best with, and where we will tell you no.
- 01 Read this
We are not for everyone
We work with one business per suburb per service. If your industry isn't trade-based, ecom-based, or local — we are probably not the fit. Save us both 30 minutes.
- 02 Read this
We are not the cheapest
Our entry tier starts at $297/mo. Our full bundle is $2,500/mo. If your monthly marketing budget is under $1,000 you will get more from a freelancer than from us.
- 03 Read this
We are not set-and-forget
We work weekly. We optimise, refresh creative, sweep search terms, write content. If you want to pay an agency and never hear from them, we will frustrate you.
- 04 Read this
We tell you when we cannot help
If your offer doesn't convert, your service area is too small, your reviews are too thin, or your pricing is wrong — we will tell you. Some calls end with 'fix this first, then come back'.
- 05 Read this
You are talking to founders
Sam and Kirk run the calls, design the strategy, and review every account every month. Not a junior. Not a salesperson. The actual people doing the work.
- 06 Read this
We expect you to actually work it
We bring you the leads. You have to answer the phone. You have to honour the offer. You have to follow up. We are not a magic button.
Let’s talk about your business
Fill out the form and we’ll get back to you within one business day. No sales pressure, just a straight conversation about what’s possible.
- No lock-in contracts
- Managed by the founders, not outsourced
- Real results, not vanity metrics
- Response within one business day